Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...