We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...