Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...