Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.