English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...