New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...