Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....