Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...