She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...