OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.