Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....