What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...