You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Recruiting any and all pilots
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Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...