Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...