A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...