Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...