Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...