A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...