Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...