An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...