Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...