Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...