A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...