One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...