A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.