Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...