Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...