Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...