Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...