Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”