Irishman went to a pet shop
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I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
This tells me that I must be drunk
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The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Campaign Slogans for George W
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The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...