Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
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housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
I think I need a pair of glasses
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Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
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Warning all shoplifters
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Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...