Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...