yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...