Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...