Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...