Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...