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Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...