Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...