Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...