Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...