Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...