Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...