What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit