The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.