Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...