How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...