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Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!