Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...