Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...